So several weeks ago during our first real cold spell I was walking Salsa and we were a few blocks away from our house. Suddenly a little girl comes charging down the walk from her house and she's doing the potty dance, but obviously wants to talk:
Little Girl: HELLO!!
Me: Hi!
Little Girl: Where do you live?
Me: A couple of blocks that way (pointed west)
Little Girl: Is that your dog?
Me: (thinking, well she is on a leash that I'm holding...) She sure is!
Little Girl: So you're just out for a little walk?
Me: Yes we are, she loves walking in the cold weather!
Little Girl: Does she talk?
Me: (suddenly confused by the turn this has taken) Ummmm... no (and now thinking do you know any dogs that talk???!)
Little Girl: So how do you know she loves walking when it's cold.
Me: dumbfounded
Out of the mouth of babes!